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COLORING IS A WORTHWHILE ENDEAVOR

You've probably all heard the Jacques Cousteau classic...

> Why do divers fall backwards out of a boat? - Because otherwise, they'd fall into the boat!

Then there's the Hawaiian classic...

> Why do mermaids wear sea shells? - Bceause B shells are too small

And a timeless dive pro joke...

> What type of decompression sickness do wealthy scuba divers get? – Mercedes Bends

SCUBA DIVE INSTRUCTOR JOKES

> What do scuba diving instructors use as birth control? - Their personalities

> There is a problem with scuba jokes: Many of them become instructors

> What do you call a dive professional without a girlfriend? - Homeless

> How many scuba instructors does it take to change a light bulb? - It only takes one, but they must have the proper certification first

> How do you know if someone’s a scuba instructor? - Don’t worry, they’ll tell you

> What’s the difference between a dive professional and a pizza? - A pizza can feed a family of four

> Being a scuba diving instructor can be a tankless job

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